Anyone else having weird SPAM day?

Gmail was giving me crap this morning.  It kept telling me it wasn't available which had me in serious panic, as you can imagine.  (What  if there was something important I needed to get to?  Not that there ever is.)  Now I am beginning to think my SPAM filters are a little skewed because I keep getting weird stuff in my email.

 

Examples:

 

   

Okay, it doesn't look so weird right now, but this is usually stuff that gets filtered right to SPAM.  It just didn't look right in my inbox.  Enough that I felt it required mentioning, okay?  Yeah, okay, nevermind.