So the very last thing I heard before falling asleep last night was: 'My mom kept going on today about how you shouldn't be as big as you are already.' I try not to hate her. I really do. And then she goes and says s

 It sucks . . . 1.)    that I pee when I sneeze, laugh, cry, cough or am startled.  But mostly when I sneeze.2.)    how I cry at EVERYTHING.3.)    that I can't control my emotions.4.)&nb

Week 12   The fetus now measures about 2.5 inches from crown to rump and weighs between three-tenths of an ounce and half an ounce. It is fully formed, from tooth buds to toenails, and your baby's job now is to continue getting larger and

ME:    I think I felt the baby move last night.  About two or three o'clockthis morning, I was lying wide awake in bed and all of a sudden, therewas this sea of pressure in my lower belly and then came that familarold 'blo

I felt the baby move last night.  About two or three o'clock this morning, I was laying wide awake in bed and all of a sudden, there was a sea of pressure in my lower belly and then came that familar old 'bloop-bloop' feeling. 

This cracks me up.  It's more like a high school prom court election than the political leadership of an affluent communtiy. Harveys Lake council shakes up leadership Lawrence Lucarino and Diane Dwyer are removed as president and vice

We had a doctor's appointment on Monday, unbelievably, heard the baby's heart beat. I suppose it's real. I'm really having a baby. Week 11 Your fetus, about the size of a large lime, measures about 1.7

(Watch 'The Knights of Prosperity.) What I found out about my husbad today: He cannot boil water.  Okay, that's not true, water pretty much boils itself.  What he cannot do, at thirty-five years old, he does not know how t

The day before, the office ordered Chinese.  Yesterday, burgeres from the Ground Round.  Last night, Hubby had me being home McD's.  I think I am sympathy eating for the people around me rather than the other way around.  I kn

Yay!  I have a fetus! Week 10   Congratulations! Your baby is now officially called a "fetus." It looks a little like a medium shrimp, measuring 1.25 to 1.68 inches from crown to rump, and weighing a little less than two-t

I've been putting off my blood work for a couple of weeks now.  As my doctor's appointment is next Monday, I figured I should get this done today.   I woke up early and went to the hospital.  Do you know what sucks? 

I feel like I should be documenting this pregnancy a little more, but I don't really feel pregnant.  I just kind of feel like I have the flu.  And not even a bad flu. A little tired, a little queasy, headaches, and fevery.  Bu

I you don't won this DVD, you're an asshole and should die. Even if you're not a Ben Folds Five fan, you should see this. I believe, actually, the show begins with a voice saying, 'if you're not already a fan of

Baby Boy:   Mommy.  Mommy.  Mommy.Me:    What?Baby Boy:    I ate the kitty cat.Me:    <Blink-Blink>Baby Boy:    Mew-Mew. Baby Boy:    Mew-Mew.&

(Lock the cat box. Lock the cat box.)