There are a few pink baby items that I would like to purchase for my little, pink baby that I don't have yet.  And may never.  and 

And I am down ten pounds in three weeks!

About my unemployment . . .

Like, a thousand pictures of Andy because he's beautiful eating his feet instead of green beans.

Me:  John Jr, sit and eat your Pop-Tart.Junior:  I'm trying to let the damn cat in.Me:  What?Junior:  I'm trying to let the damn cat in.Me:  (Trying to ignore my son's potty mouth and trying to determine which of

Hubby:  How ya doin', Wifey?Me:  Hmm, okay, tired.Hubby:  Yeah, And was screaming at 3:30.Me:  Yeah.  And 5:30.  And 7:30.Hubby:  I'm sorry.  I miss you.  I do.  Really.Me:  Yeah.Hubby:&n

I took down the new banner because I thought it was U-G-L-Y.  The old will stay for the time being, but not for long because I am sick of it.  I just don't have any ideas.  I'm feeling uninspired and uncreative.   &nb

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I still hate football. It's unintelligent, Neanderthal, mediocre television filler.  It is one big advertisement for what?  Tostitos.  Dominos.  Levis.  It is mindless, illogic flapdoodle for the unintelligent and un

Dear Andy, First of all, I would like to let you know how I love you more than anything else in the whole entire world.  And how I will probably spend the rest of my life trying to show you that.  Now, I would like to let you know how I can

Last night was my second Weight Watchers Meeting and . . . . I AM DOWN FOUR POUNDS! In just one week!  I have to admit, I had my doubts about Weight Watchers, but it really works for me.  I am having a blast with it.  I

So, the first kid's name is Ava.  Now, that can go both ways.  But now that Northeastern Pennsylvania's most notoriously cotton-headed morning and noon local news anchor has given birth to another girl and named it Macy Jade, there

Oh, and Sunday is Hubby's birthday and I just bought his present.  Oh yes, I did.  And it's a good one.  If I hear him bitch just once about not getting a new hoodie from Steve & Barry's, so help me God.  There wil

poo-dl-in'  [pood-l-n]      -verb The act of a person or thing that poodles.The act of forming poodles of a confectionary concoction.    Tis the year for Abigail's birthday.  This is the

While there is no real excuse for my absence, the truth is I just don't have anything at all to say. I started Weight Watchers last week and I really like it.  It's going quite well for me.  I'm actually excited for this we

John Jr:  Two questions.Me:  What are your two questions.John Jr:  My trains.  Put the TV on.Me:  Oh yeah?John Jr:  Gimme my trains and just put the TV on.(I nod and stare.)John Jr:  Trains.  TV.(More staring.)

So, I'm sitting on my couch watching Grey's Anatomy on TiVo and John Jr's sitting at the table eating breakfast when I hear him scream. 'John Jr, what?' I ask exasperated and a tad annoyed, 'I'm stuck,' he whines back.

 Of movies I want to see.  Eastern PromisesThe Darjeeling LimitedLars and the Real GirlPS I Love YouSweeney ToddThe AmateursJuno Updates to come.

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