What in the H-E-double-hockey-sticks is with this standard shipping via USPS?  There is no reason a package originating from Philadelphia should take a week to get to my house in NEPA.

My head is killing me.  I can't get rid of the sonofabitchin' thing.  Last night I came home from work and my head hurt so bad I was dizzy and and sick to my stomach.  I believe this is what I call a migraine when I'm not p

Johnny:  I wuv you, Mom.Me:  I 'wuv' you more.Johnny:  No, I wuv you more.  I wuv you bigger than the sky.Me:  Wow, Johnny.  I don't think there's anything bigger than the sky.Johnny:  (Nodding.)&nbs

Week 24 Baby: Your baby, now about in its 22nd week of development, is 8.4 inches from crown to rump and weighs about 1.2 pounds. It is starting to produce white blood cells, mostly for combating disease and infection, and may respond to y

I don't know who. I don't know when. I don't know how. And I don't sure as hell don't know why. But some retarded bastard or bastards egged my house.

Week 23 Baby: Your baby is about 8 inches from crown to rump and weighs almost 1 pound. The body is becoming proportioned more like a newborn, but skin is still wrinkled because your baby still has more weight to gain. Lanugo hair on the b

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Dear Johnny,I want to be a good mom to you.  I want you to grow up knowing how much you are loved and how hard your mom tried every day to show you that.  I am sorry how easily I lose my patience with you.  I am sorry for how much I ye

It is the dead of January.  So why the hell is my bathroom infested with big, black ants?  It's not pest season yet!

I received a gift this week and I am truly at a loss of words to express how grateful I am for it.  It goes to show that no matter how alone and worthless you may feel, there is always someone out there thinking about you.  That person coul

My sciatica has started acting up. What an uncomfortable feeling to have a permanent pinch in your ass.

It's a boy.  Again.  How many times before that starts to get old? I'd love to fall into a long, involved explanation spelling out the various complex and confused emotions I am feeling right now, but it has been pointed out th

How about thatfor a title? Now, I will eventually post the outcome of said ultrasound, however, I am not at all sure what my state of mind is going to be tomorrow, so I am posting Week 21 early.  Again.Week 21 Baby: Your bab

I can't help but recall where I was one year ago.   Fat.   I was fat, but hopeful.   The single greatest thing I have ever done for myself was joining Weight Watchers.  I enjoyed every single moment of it and I

I haven't posted any new recipes in a while because, well, because I haven't been cooking.  There really is no need since Hubs and I don't see each other during the week and then on Fridays and Saturdays we go out to eat.  I do