Oh the costumes! You must see the costumes!

Here's the house story as promised. This is as deep as I am willing to go.

I'm dreaming of a white . . . Halloween? Are you kidding me! Are you freaking kidding me!?

Title taken from the show 'How I Met Your Mother' on CBS. See Barneys Blog.

My entries that are titled with the worst obscenities are the most read. Hmmmm.

Oh no they didn't.

I had a sex dream about Bobby Flay last night. Sex dreams are weird . . .

My Halloween costume.

I am a blogslut. What should I do about it.

I can't delete that now.

I am obsessed with the show Inked. Why is it so under the radar?

I started a new job last week. I work for McCann School of Business and Technology. It reminds me of Beauty School except not as pretty. Read more.

You won't believe these pies! My first pies! They're amazing! Just look!

No, sex, no drugs, not even anything I would consider Rock and Roll. Yep, it's another blatantly boring and mundane family Saturday evening in the Tirva household.

Skank-ass-bitch-fucking-whore launched a criminal investigation against Hubs. FOR BEATING HIS CHILDREN!Hubs is alot of things, but child abuser is not one of them.

So, I thought being married would be cool. I spent years and years and years dreaming about it. The reality? It's boring. But is that bad?