All I do is work.  When I'm not at work, I'm thinking, worrying, or driving to work. I'm trying to buy a car and thought I'd go the easiest, simplest, most direct route so as to alleviate any forseeable problems.  Exactly.  Baby's birt

Title taken from actual quote heard amongst a crowd of seemingly drunk fifteen year olds trying to cross the street in the middle of the parade.  Right between the step dancers and a set of bagpipers.  And Jeff didn't do a very good job.Par

How to evacuate a building in two minutes or under in order to escape impending explosive doom. Bomb threat.Not a drill.Nice.

Two more days until Parade Day . . .And two more enrollments needed by midday today . . .Yay, and let's keep our fingers crossed.

Parade Day 2006.

I may have had hemorrhoids when I was pregnant, and I'm pretty sure I did after Baby was born, but never before nor after. Until now.I'd like to say that it burns and itches, but that's not quite right. It's just uncomfortable. But

Baby's working on his sescond bowl of oatmeal.  Not baby size, but grown-up instant Quaker oatmeal size.  Two.  Two bowls of oatmeal.  Plus he may ask for a third then munch on toast.  Explain to me again why he's so small?Oh