I don't know if I should find this as funny as I do or even funny at all, but I do. Hubby and I both are working overtime today.  He got up at 4:50 and showered and got dressed.  I tried to stay as asleep as I could.  After he

My fingers and feet are so swollen and bloated I can't take it.  Typing is excruciating since my fingers are so fat they keep hitting the wrong keys.   I'm really unhappy at my job.  There's just so much bullshit and n

 IT'S ANOTHER BOY!  Week 21   Your baby measures about 7.2 inches from crown to rump and weighs about 10.5 ounces. The fetus is steadily gaining fat to keep warm. Growth rate is slowing down but organ systems, like digestion, ar

Growing up, my mom would never buy the generic or store named brands of ANYTHING.  (With the exception of CVS brand over the counter medications.)  She said this is because being one of five children, Grammy always bought the cheaper stuf a

I realized today that the only thing more difficult than giving birth is being pregnant.

I'm throwing a Princess Birthday Party for a co-worker today.  I picked up the cake which is beautiful and decided to make her a princess tutu.  It's simple pink tulle pleated around the top and stitched together with pink and white

I had this dream last night that I was standing outside a mall store trying to collect my children.  I called them out one by one, and they each came running and there were so many that the store clerk was helping me wrangle them outside and ano

Week 20   The fetus measures about 5.6 to 6.4 inches from crown to rump and weighs about 9 ounces. Your baby can hear sounds by now -- your voice, heart and your stomach growling, as well as sounds outside your body. It will cover its ears wi

The cat has been sleeping in strange places lately.  Not strange like, what's-the-cat-diong-on-top-of-the-TV-strange, but just different places.  He sleeps on the couch or, well pretty much just on the couch.  But lately, I've

I, John, take you Kristina, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part. To My Husband

The memorial services went well.  There was this really long, awkward silence part where the Pastor asked anyone who wanted to say a few words about Grandpa to go ahead and speak up and no one did.  He let this go on way too long and people

So, Grandpa was murdered this weeked by his gold digging anonymous wife who refuses to divulge the will and has squirreled away hundreds of thousands of dollars over the past few years to mysterious undiscovered bank accounts.  Unfortunately, th

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I really have a crap-ass boring life that I never have anything important or amusing to say. My third design has made it to the company's quarterly t-shirt.  This one is cool.  Let me see if I can post it somehow.  Yeah, no, I

I am ready for work.  Today is my early day.  I have work at 8:30 and should be out of the house by 7:45.  As you can imagine, this rarely happens.  Today, however, I am ready.  One time.  Early.  It is 7:15.