Week 32 Baby: Your baby measures about 18.9 inches long from head to toe and weighs almost 4 pounds. It fills almost all the space in your uterus now, either lying with the head up or sometimes still with enough room to do somersaults. A l

I really thought Andy would never talk.  Really.  I know that he knows words and recognizes things, but he has just chosen not to talk.  Until this weekend.  Something was unleashed this weekend and now Baby And is a talking fool.

It's been a hell of a week. Week 31 Baby: Your baby measures about 18 inches long from head to toe and weighs about 3.5 pounds. Rather than hearing vibrations, baby's nerve endings in his ears are connected now so that he

Somewhere in Orlando, FL . . .  'Tigger pukes during parade.'

I woke up to this on my cell phone:  and Johnny handing me this:  The first is the work of my Hubby.  I am ninety percent sure that the little stick figure with the shamrock and glasses is supposed to be him.  The latter

It amazes me and shocks me what some people will Google.  Here's one that isn't so much amazing and not at all shocking, but flippin' hilarious, nonetheless: Nutella Labor What does this mean?  What were they looking f

Me. For days I have been in tears of over-exhaustion and here it is, 2:09 am and I am wide awake on the computer.  Yawning and falling asleep at my desk all night at work and yet here I sit, not sleeping.  Not even close.  As a ma

Because I am not sleeping.  At all. On a typical day my eyes flicker open around seven-ish.  I try to lay back down around ten for a bit, but not every day, and not always able to sleep.  I go to work for four, get home around two

I can't believe I forgot to write about this.  I must have gotten caught up in the shock of failing my glucose test (also something I forgot to share) to mention this story.   Living a stone's throw from the WNEP news station h

Week 30 Baby: Your baby measures about 17 inches from head to toe and weighs about 3 pounds. Baby is growing plumper and beginning to control its own body temperature. Eyebrows and eyelashes are fully developed, and hair on the head is get

Google hit.  'Reviews for barfing powder.'  No joke. What the hell is barfing powder and who the hell is Googling it?  And how in God's name am I associated with it?

Week 29 Baby: Your baby measures about 10.4 inches from crown to rump, or a total length of about 16.7 inches from head to toe, and weighs about 2.7 pounds. At this stage a fetus's eyes are almost always blue and can distinguish bright