I'm very protective of my family.  My Hubby, in particular.  Leave him alone, ya hear?  I don't want anyone picking on him. Or, of course, Baby Boy either.  I will hunt down.  I know how to do that.  I know who you are,

I hate bank tellers.They think they have the most important job in the world.  Umm, you're a bank teller.  You count money.  And sometimes you do that wrong.  When I have a question about my account, I should expect to get the sam

   My top ten things that are wrong with me today: I'm all stuffed up. I have a UTI and  feel like I have to pee all the time. I have lots of bills. My house is a mess and needs to be cleaned before I go to Vega

   I am now an official owner of an Indigo Blue Pearl Volkswagen Passat Wagon and I love it.I am a Volkswagen person.

   Things are a little wrong.  I've got a lot on my plate and have reverted to not sleeping and eating Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes.  While watching last night's Gilmore Girls, which by the way, related a whole lot of 'other woman'

   I've failed my diet already.  Damn that Bavarian Pretzel being posted rght at the entrance to the Steamtown mall directly across from the ATM.  I had my first Swedish massage yesterday.  Eh, I had higher expectations.&nbs

So, the good news is that we're going to Vegas!  Yay!  The bad news is that Patty-in-Law paid for it.  I really hate the idea of owing her anything.  And no matter how many times she says, 'don't worry about it,' it's just a matte

 Everything my husband does gets on my nerves anymore.  I don't think I can stand him.  It's like he's trying to get on my nerves by doing things I hate.How do I stop this?

 In the middle of, you know, ever have a guy roll off of you to check the caller id?Me neither.

Hey, if you're going to read my blog, leave me a comment or email me.  Please?  Could you do that for me?Thank you.

Darren Jesse was in the Left of Center studio on Sunday.  So, naturally, being the psycho that I am, I emailed the DJ to tell Darren that since the band broke up and clearly aren't getting back together, that perhaps he should hook up with Andre

Transcript of an actual message left on my voicem mail from my mom.'Hi, Honey!  It's Mom.  I just wanted to know, should you be nervous, frightened, or excited if someone says they'll tickle your cockshells?  Just wondering.  Get

Ben!  Ben!  Ben!Ben's on Scrubs!  Ben!  My Ben!  Ben Folds!  MY!  BEN!  WAY!So, he wasn't actually on the show himself, just his song.  'Still Fighting It.'  Not one of his best, but well, they're all

There are only four more episodes left until the season finale.  The season finale, not the series finale.  We're getting another season.  Woo-hoo!Anyway, tonight's show went well.  Except for the teasers for next week's episode.&

Baby turned two without any major catastrophes.No word about mystery growth on arm.  (Although it has been breaking out into allergen-related hives.)Hubby's going to Kuwait.I still might get that Land Rover.Although I had six enrollments last we

I had my biopsy today. I was nervous, anxious, scared, and sick to my stomach. Then the doctor advised me that the procedure would leave a scar and asked me if I was okay with that. Are you kidding? What are my other opt

She's tall, has dark hair, dark eyes, nice smile, contagious laugh -- and she's married.This is my son's new girlfriend.  Her name is Miss Krystle and she is his teacher.  Just five days shy of his second birthday and he has been talking ab

I woke up to a loud double power surge today.'Shit, did we pay the bill?'Of course we did.  Who doesn't pay their electric bill?  Turns out, there was a bad accident and power was affected at, approximately, 462 homes.  Ours being one

I keep having these dreams that he leaves me.  Not like packing his bags filing for child support leaving, but he'll be at our house and I'll be back at my parents doing shit and waiting bu the phone for him to call and say I can come back.