Dr. made me feel like an ass.  I am so embarrassed and so humiliated.  I don't feel like I could ever show my face at the office again. I have the next month off of work.  The cramping and pain is apparently the uterus contrac

I can't believe it's here!  Today, or in two days from now if you want to get picky, marks the official first day of my third trimester!  I am not going to get through today without mustering up the courage to call the Dr. and ask t

He farts.  A lot. I hate the way he turns and tightens and makes that face, like he's aiming.  Like he's trying to fart.He makes sex sounds when he pees.He is incapable of pulling his pants up high enough so his ass crack doesn'

I don't have whole heck of a lot to say except that my back and my belly hurts so bad.

After freaking out, I called the Dr.  Hubby and I went right in.  Dr. wasn't able to do a full pelvic exam because there was so much bleeding, but since the blood was more blood and less mucous as last time, determined that it was vagin

I woke up in a pool of blood today.

First, I had a dream that Hubby cheated on me with a hot, young, skinny, not-pregnant brunette with a clean car downstairs while I was coloring with the kids upstairs. Second, I had a dream that I lost the baby. Third, I had a dream that I

I just sneezed and peed.  Sneed, if you will. I am in a horrible mood.  I am convinced nothing will go right this week.  It's a feeling I get way down to my bones. Week 25   Your developing baby now measures about

I've had this horrible freaking headache and then my nose started bleeding.  Should I be worried?

I do love my Hubby despite the fact that he is an idiot. Hubby:  Are you going to work the whole day today or see if you can get out a little early.Me:  What?Hubby:  How long are you going to work for?  The whole day?Me: 

So, I called the Dr.  Apparently, he did, in fact, put me on bed rest on Sunday and I misunderstood what 'take it easy' meant.  I probably should not have gone to work yesterday.  I was in some pain.  Cramps.  Lower b

Okay, so I bitch about Patty-In-Law a lot, but she was just in tears with me on the phone.   'I'm worried about you, Missy.  I was worried and scared for you all day.  And Little Andrew.  Now we've seen him and we

Even though I am not supposed to be on my feet, I was going to go to work. But then I started looking out the window. At the blizzard. In April. All I could imagine was driving in the storm and getting into an accident when I

I woke up yesterday passing blood clots. For a pregnancy that has had ZERO problems up to this point, this was shockingly disturbing.  I, like most women, have had spotting here and there and never worried about calling the doctor.  I

  Heartburn sucks, but these make it better.  

Taken the day he came home from the hospital. 

At twenty-three weeks, we are rounding the end of our second trimester.  Yippee!  Come on out, Little Andy!  Momma's ready for you! Week 23   Your baby is about 8 inches from crown to rump and weighs almost 1 pound. Th

I wanted to make fun ice-cream cone cupcakes for Junior's birthday party at school.  You know what I'm talking about.  I thought I'd use the confetti cake mixture because that would be fun because some kids can't have c

I have never been so perpetually tired in my entire existence.   I wake up every day crying as I try to get myself out of bed.  I fall asleep driving, sitting at my desk, eating.  You name it, I doze off.  No matter what

I hate my early days at work. I have never been a morning person. I like to take my time waking up, stagger out of bed, do some stuff, and get ready when I'm ready. So, having a three year old and getting to work by eight-thirty

I don't know what happened. Hubby left for work at 6:50 and I was up by 7:20. Somehow, in that thirty minutes, Junior completely destroyed his sister's room and most of my house. Everything and anything that was ever on a she