This new wife, 'Fleur,' who the hell is she?  Turns out, no one seems to have any that the two were an item let alone to wed.  On top of that, no one seems to have any idea who she is?  Is she a nobody?   Wow.  C

 May 10 2008 8:00P Drexel University Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaOh, guess who's going to be in Philly on May tenth?  Ben!  Other than Ben?&n

How the fuck did I not know that 1) Ben Folds separated and ultimately divorced Frally, and 2) remarried some woman named 'Fleur'?  What?  Where in the hell have I been?  Didn't he and Frally just marry in like 2001? 

I love plants and flowers, but I still kill them. I have not been able to grow one thing in my life.  I finally broke down and started growing this little pot of clovers I bought for a dollar at Target.  And those suckers grew like cra

I just wanted to update that as of last night, I have lost a total of twenty-seven and two-tenths pounds since January.  Last week I lost three and four-tenths pounds.  (I know mathematically speaking that I should have reduced to lowest co

I would like to thank Ryan Seacrest for, during last night's broadcast of American Idol,' his appropriate use of the word 'parenthetical.'  This happens to be both one of my favorite words and one that goes far too often unused a

Dear Kristina, Our critically important victory tonight is an especially personal one to me because of my deep roots here in Pennsylvania. I'm so grateful for all the time and effort you put into this win, and I

Family’s rare antique carousel to be auctioned Elizabeth Skrapits, Staff Writer04/06/2008 DALLAS BOROUGH — It felt like she was putting a child up for adoption when she finally agreed to put her carousel on the auction block. The

'I see that there is evil and I know that there is good.  It's the inbetweens I never understood.' - Ben Folds Is it wrong that whenever I see someone on TV drinking an amber colored liquid in a short glass with tinkly ice cubes

Bust. It's ten after eight.  I just woke up.  Andy's still sleeping. I'm really bad at this. (But, I think we might have found out new house, keep your fingers crossed for us!) 

HONK!  HONK! HONK! 

I should be out the door and on my way to drop my babies off at daycare so I can start my new job. The plan was to begin getting myself and the boys up early to 'practice' for next week.  The boys sleep until around seven-thirty and

Really?  The Army?  Really?   ccf310.pica.army.mil (Headquarters Usaaisc) Maryland, Andrews, United States, 0 returning visit www.google.com/search=monthly human poop calendar  Just so you all got it, that's '

Low fat Peter Pan peanut butter on Thomas' multi-grain mini bagel sprinkled with cinnamon. Oh, freakin' yum.

From 'Samantha Who.'  Samantha:  I smell cupcakes.  Are you so rich that you smell like cupcakes?Winston:  Yes.  I am.  No, Roger's wife bakes cupcakes and someone is bad at sharing. 

    

I am annoyed and slightly on edge.  Why?  Many things. Chin hair.  Why?  I never had a problem with it until I got pregnant with Andy.Blemishes.  I cannot for the life of me clear my skin up these days.Bloated.  I f

I just received an e-vite to my ten year high school reunion. I can see I am going to obsess over my decision whether or not go for the next six weeks.  I can effectively justify either decision. 

The truth is, I just don't have anything pertinent to say.

Today is the day the light of my life entered the world.  Can you believe he is four? I can't. In honor of his birthday, here's a conversation we had yesterday. John Jr:  <Eating a peanut butter sandwich> 

I finally sucked it up and made an appointment with the doctor for today at two forty-five.  I am absolutely terrified.  Doctors really scare me and I was up all night not only with the pain, but freaking out that I am going to be told ther

Not only is it the birth month of my eldest, and we know how odd he is, but the weather is funny too.  Yesterday it was sixty seven degrees at one point.  Today, it is snowing.  

What is the matter with me that I feel that so many people 'have it out' for me?  Why do I always assume that I have done something wrong?  Why do I feel that most people don't really like me and are trying to get rid of me?&nbs

I don't know when, why, or how this starte, but this is becoming and more and more frequent situation in my house. John Jr does something slightly bold and I give him the look.  He holds my stare, tilts his head to one side, smiles and