You'd be doing me the favor of slitting my fucking wrists. I am so over dealing with the fucking mortgage company.  Bastards!  Bastards! 

I need to bitch about the following: The rooms aren't done.I have gas.It's hot.I can't sleep in my bed, it's hot and uncomfortable and the couch is better but Hubby's not there.Bills, bills, bills.  There should be like

I've been busy getting the kids' bedrooms done.  This is proving to be a much bigger task than I anticipated. Week 30   Your baby measures about 17 inches from head to toe and weighs about 3 pounds. Baby is growing plumper a

'Mommy, I can't walk.  Please get me pudding?'

Yes, I still know you're around even if you have changed jobs or whatever. Anyway, I realized you have been stalking me for over a year now.  Wow.  Way to go.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshineYou make me happyWhen skies are gray You'll never know, dear,How much I love youPlease don't take my sunshine away My Boy sings me this.  It is my favorite. 

I need to go into labor around nine in the morning on a Wednesday and deliver by four in the afternoon. Shelly said she is not on call anymore.  The only way she'll deliver the baby is if she is in the office.  Otherwise it will be

The Heroes season finale was, in a few words, kick ass.

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My poor, beautiful, darling Baby Boy had the worst bloody nose yesterday.  I was in such a panic.  I have never seen so much blood come out of something so small and it would not stop.  The poor little bird just stood there with his ha

Last night I woke up screaming.  My unborn child kicked me in the ass.  From the inside out.  I immediately felt like I had to poo.

Junior:  Mommy!  Let's hug each other!Me:  Okay.<Big hugs.>Junior:  <Pointing to his huge smile>  That makes you happy?Me:  <Smiling and remembering that parenting is all that at times> Yeah, that m

And like that it's over. Goodbye.  Forever.  You will always be in my heart. 

Intent, and thus I am not sure which I am more of. I am so tired.  I feel like a broken record.   I don't feel like I slept yet when I woke up, I broom-vac'd the kitchen, made breakfast for me and the boys, took care of the dis

Yellow cars.People who drive yellow cars.Minivans.People who drive minivans.  Ever notice there is only ever one person in a minivan--the driver?  So why not drive a smaller more practical vehicle?Wal-Mart.Verizon.Cingular who is now the ne

Dreams. I had one last night where I was at work.  I was working in a library at the school except it wasn't our library because, well, nevermind.  Anyway, in walks one of the instructors who says, 'don't drink from that wa

I got some cool swag for Mother's Day.   (Two, to replace the ones I lost this winter.)   (Same print, different style.  I can't find my purse online.  Hmm.)   (Actually, Andy picked it out for himself.

Remember this? I'm Not Dead  Well, we had a repeat showing last night.  I didn't bother calling the Dr. and going to Labor and Delivery because I know how things would go.  I called Dr. this morning and he basically s

My two favorite Vincents:   Who knew? 

TODDLER FOR SALE! Cute! Cheap! Red hair, blue eyes, petite. Intelligent, warm, affectionate, funny. Comes with all necessary accessories.Please email me with your offer. Sorry, no warranties, returns or exchanges after

I have nothing to say except that I have excruciating heartburn that will not go away. Week 27   Your baby measures about 9.6 inches from crown to rump and weighs a little more than 2 pounds. Hands are active and muscle coordination is s

I think I wrote about this before, but it deserves a repost.   Entenmann's Banana Crunch Cake. 

Is it August yet?  I want to be done being pregnant.  I just want to feel normal again.  I am so over peeing when I sneeze.  I can't seem to get smells out of my nose.  If I smell something, I keep smelling it even if it&

Glucose test is gross.  First you have to drink this flat syrupy 7Up tasting 'soda'.  It's not 'terrible,' but it's not good.  Immediately after drinking it, you feel sugar drunk.  Dizziness and blurry visi