It has been far too long since I have update you all on a particular situation.  Remember this ?  Well, one day, right before Mother's Day (I know, I know) Hubs came flying up the porch and literally tripped over his own too feet like a

*Me:* John Jr, go brush your teeth. *John Jr:* No. I don't have to. Because my breath smells like marshmallows. *Me:* Oh, and does your poo smell like roses too? *John Jr: * Yes.

Email to blog post? Working? Yes? No?

I goofed. 2008-1979_________ Does not = 19 years  The truth is, Robert and Mary were married in 1988.  Now 20 years.  Sorry.  Anyway, this isn't Wiki or anything. 

Me:  John Jr!  How many times do I have to tell you to stop doing that?John Jr:  (Long pause)  Hmm, six.   

That Robert Smith of The Cure met his wife, Mary, when they were fourteen then married in 1979 when they were nineteen?   And.  Are.  Still.  Married. And what number's Ben on? 

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Dear Faithful and Devoted Readers: I am sorry for being such a shit lately and not updating.  Sometimes I wonder, 'why bother?  No one reads, no one cares,' but you really do.  And it appears some of you may be going throu

(I dare you to find Part I.) From last night's show . . . Setlist:openfascination streeta strange dayalt.endthe walkthe end of the worldlovesongkyoto songpictures of youlullabymaybe somedaythe perfect boyfrom the edge of the deep green

My husband lost another one of my hubcaps.  You know how I am with hubcaps.  The hubcap anxiety dreams will start soon.  They finally just started to go away! So, if you see a blue Passat Wagon cruising through your town with (1)

To write about how I had to call the cops on my bitch neighbor the other day because she created a neighborhood disturbance with the lawn maintenance guy next door for creating a mess of dirt and leaves on the road in front of her house which resulte

They love their acronyms, forms, and videos.  If I am subjected to one more of any of the aforementioned, I am liable to stab myself with my highlighter.