Can't sleep and got reeled into one of those 'win free laptop' scams. Oh, and when does cheating occur? Would by gynecologists forearm all the way inside my body cavity while four onlookers watch count?
I woke today to figure out why Junior's been so miserable. Apparently the demon elf living in back of his sinus cavity took up new residence in mine. Oh the horror! The Pain!
Financially, I would not shell out a couple grand to have someone come paint a mural in my kid's room. But that's exactly what some lady wants me to do, now I am faced with the turmoil of having to lay down the price.
I'm not sure why, but mail time is my favorite time of day. I sit by the door and check every two minutes to see if the mail truck is out there and when it is, oh boy, watch out.
Most of the time I think, 'I don't know what everyone was talking about. This mom thing isn't all that hard.' And then sometimes, I want to shoot myself in the head.
