We're sitting on the couch watching 'Pumpkin,' when there is a line that mentions the state of California.  To which John Jr remarks, 'Poppop goes to California.'  I agreed and a few, delayed seconds later he replies, &#

My mother just informed that they received their property assessment.  Their lakefront land alone is worth $250,000.  The house alone is worth $250,000.  Together, their total assessment is worth more than half a million dollars. 

                     

I came home from work on Friday and saw the following in the mud area:  I swore I would never wear those damned, ugly things, yet somehow, my whole family owns a pair.  'For camping,' we say.  I haven't worn them out o

*amyjami has just left the following comment:* *so, according to zanadoodoo, you are not entitled to have your opinion of ben's marital decision making? * *i happen to share your opinion of ben and your assessment of zanadoodoo...jackassery.* Yes

*Zanadoodoo* has just left the following comment: you sound pretty lame making character assumptions ("four wives?! what's wrong with him") about someone's personal life. i'm sure he's a great guy. chances are his wives are too b/c he seems to have

TIred. I don't know how normal people do this crap. You know, work, pay bills, grocery shop, cook, clean. AND take care of kids and all of the crap-ola that goes along with them. I have heard (and rolled my eyes at) people stating, 'there just

Where's my effing economic stimulus package?

And I'll probably tell you I don't.   The money's okay.  In a short while it will be pretty sweet, but as for right now, it's just okay.  Everything else pretty much, well, there's no real word for it.  I

Suck it up.  Have you seen Scranton City taxes lately?  Yeah.  That's what I thought.  I'm just going to say this, only about two-thirds of my monthly mortgage payment is actually going towards my mortgage.  The rest

*Hubby: *Go give Mommy hugs and kisses for bed. *Junior: *Night, Mommy! <hugging me around my waist> You're getting fat! *Me:* <shocked stare> *Hubby:* What!? That wasn't very nice! Why did you say that? *Junior:* Because Mommy's

Dear Guy with flat tire on beat up pickup truck: I would have loved to stop and help you change your tire this morning under different circumstances, but alas I just did not have time. Not that I could have helped you change your tire -- because I

By 'them' I mean 'Kohl's' and by 'list' I mean 'things and places I hate and refuse to patron.'  Why, you ask?  Well, if there is one man on earth who can make me lift my sanctions, it's Iron Chef Bob

My husband told me yesterday he was to have more kids.  Two more.  Again, not to wear out all of you math people, but here's a little equation for you: Abigail + Johnny+ Andy+ 2_________________5 Pains in the asses