I am thinking of anything and everything I can possibly do to keep from getting ready for work.  I don't want to go to work and I don't want to have to blow dry my hair.  And what in God's name am I going to wear?

Sore boobsTiredBack painCrampsMild nauseaShortness of breathOverly emotionalLoss of muscle massTight fitting pantsNo period in six weeksOkay, now put it all together, what do you get?

Unfortunately, I cannot spill the beans yet.  My brain is still processing the data and determining what it wants to do with it.

 It's called 'Yo Gabba Gabba' on Nick Jr and it scares the piss out of me.  I just don't get it.

What is in almonds that makes me crave them so bad?   All I want to do is eat almonds.  And when I am not eating almonds I am thinking about eating almonds.  Once, in a period of forty-eight hours, I ate a whole can of them. 

Exhausted, I went to bed at nine o'clock last night.  Almost immediately I fell asleep, although the sleep was intermittent due to being sick, being overindulged from supper and, most of all, the awful dreams I could not escape from. It

First there was AT&T. Then there was Cingular. Then there was AT&T again. We've been customers since the beginning and while it has not always been the most pleasant of experiences, (see here , and here , and here , and her

 At only 140 calories per serving, I am in heaven.  Except I can't seem to keep it to one serving.  Especially since I am eating it right out of the tub.  Sinful, yet sinless all at the same time.

The first hint of Fall makes me want to race to the Farmer's Market to buy apples, fire up the CrockPot, take leisurely and destinationless walks, and to sew like there is no tomorrow.  I want to cook, bake, clean an craft.  Dare I say

There's a gas station right as I turn left to leave work and it's selling regular, unleaded gasoline for three dollars and forty-nine cents a gallon.  And that's a good deal. There are a few things on my mind right now that I ne

Hubby sent me this article , I'm sure, as some sort of sick joke.  Remember ?

I know I am going to catch shit for what I am about to say, probably from that whacko Zannadoodoo or whatever, but . . . The Ben Folds show at the Mann Music Center in Philadelphia was downright disappointing. I don't know what it is ab

Ben Folds Five reunion in Chapel Hill By Kathy Hanrahan Posted: Sep. 3 11:04 p.m. Ben Folds Five will be performing together for the first time in nearly 10 years, the group announced this week. The band will be playing a

I'm currently downloading the third season of Sex and the City and boy is my laptop not happy.  That's in addition to the existing Seasons One and Two, one thousand videos and a million mp3's already stored on my hard drive.  My